Alcohol and Fitness

When I am talking with people about getting fit with Tony Horton’s P90X and Insanity, I always tell them that, while working out is very important to building your body, the most important thing to get straight is your diet.

Many times, one of the first questions they ask me is, “What about drinking? Do I need to quit drinking?”

Most fitness professionals I’ve read or spoken with would unhesitatingly answer “yes” to that question.

Sure, “yes” is the easy answer. Of course, you are trying to get fit. You should stop drinking. Drinking is bad for you. I know there are studies that show that one or two drinks a day are actually better for you than none, but do we really stop at one or two? My guess is that if you are asking me if you need to quit drinking, you probably go beyond one or two drinks quite regularly.

Let me tell you about my relationship with alcohol during my quest for fitness.

1) I need a drink to turn off.

There was a time in my life when my drinking life consisted of getting hammered at every opportunity, and, lemme tell ya, I had a lot of opportunities. So, I quit drinking totally for 18 months. It was not hard for me to do that. I decided to quit and I did.

But here’s the problem with that. I can’t slow down. I need to be on all the time. I am either working for money or working out or working for fun. I gotta be doing something.

In order for me to turn off, I need a drink, sometimes two, sometimes a few more than that.

My drinking is currently nowhere near what it was before my 18-month dry spell. That kind of drinking was stupid and self-destructive, not to mention expensive. But I do have a drink or two quite often, and I will have more than that a few times a year.

2) Drinking often makes me snack.

This is probably the biggest problem I have with drinking while trying to get fit. I can have bagel dogs in the freezer for months, but let me have a few drinks, and suddenly I gotta eat a couple of them. And a pizza. And some wings.

Drinking leads me down a path of very little resistance to many high-calorie foods. Those foods are not evil in and of themselves, but when it’s 11:30 at night and I’m packing away an extra 1000 to 1500 calories? That’s a bad idea.

3) Drinking can disrupt my sleep.

I’ve found that when I drink too much, I often wake up in the middle of the night, every few hours. I don’t feel rested the next morning.

Sleep is a very important factor in the fitness equation. You gotta give your body time to recover from the pounding you are giving it, and sleep is that recovery time. So anything that disrupts sleep should be avoided.

4) Hangovers make me not want to work out.

Fortunately, as I said above, I only rarely drink to the point that I may be hungover the next day, so this is not a major issue for me. In fact, on those occasions when I do plan to overindulge in adult beverages, I do not plan to work out the next day anyway.

5) I tend to drink vodka, dark beer, and red wine.

Vodka and my homemade limoncello, primarily. Vodka has no carbs. I like vanilla vodka with club soda. (Probably a girlie drink — my wife turned me on to it — but it’s tasty.) My homemade limoncello has a lot less sugar in it than that crap you buy at stores. And it’s authentic — I got it from an old man in Sorrento, Italy, the birthplace of limoncello. Everyone there apparently makes his own.

When I am out, which is often, because I go to see a lot of live bands in bars, I usually don’t drink. When I do drink, I have a dark beer or stout or red wine. Those are drinks I enjoy and they do not encourage fast drinking. I’ll only have a couple, because I need to drive home. If I am at a long event, I feel free to have more than a couple drinks, but never indulge to the point of intoxication.

With all these considerations factored in, I have still managed to get into the best shape of my life, all the while enjoying adult beverages.

Do you need to quit drinking to get fit? I don’t think so. Quitting might be the best way to go, but I am a regular guy who is trying to be in shape without being  too obsessive about this fitness stuff. And that means I’m gonna drink.

You may find that you need to quit for a bit in order to get yourself on track.

If you’re a beer drinker, you may want to switch to a low-carb beer, or to carb-free distilled spirits.

Or maybe you are cool with just quitting drinking and getting on with your life without alcohol.

Each of us needs to find our own balance. I’ve found mine. How about you?

How many 20-pound bags of rice are you carrying around?

The other day I was at my favorite store, Costco, and I decided to buy a 20-pound bag of rice. I don’t eat a lot of rice, but my dog does, so I figured I can buy in bulk, save a few bucks. Plus, I really like the cool, burlap bag the rice is in.

I picked up the bag and was pretty surprised by how much 20 pounds weighs.

Then I thought, “I used to carry around the equivalent of three of these everywhere I went.” Yeah, I’ve lost about 60 pounds of fat since beginning my fitness quest four years ago.

Wow, I cannot even imagine carrying around one of those bags of rice around for too long, let alone three. How do any of us ever do that?

I guess we just get used to the extra weight. I mean, it’s not like suddenly we are toting around 60 extra pounds of fat. The weight accumulates over a long period of time, and our body adapts to it along the way.

Are you overweight? How many pounds do you need to lose? Need motivation? Go pick up a 20-pound bag of rice and run down the hall (or the aisle at Costco) with it.

Now put it down and run down the hall. Notice the difference?

Now think about how many 20-pound bags of rice you are carrying around with you all the time, and how much nicer it would be if you weren’t.

Kinda puts you in the mood to lose a few, right?

Insanity Fit Test – Week 8

Made it through the first seven weeks of Insanity. I think that means I will make it through the last two!

Here are the results of today’s fit test.

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Switch Kicks (2 kicks = 1 rep)5570+ 27.27%
Power Jacks3070+ 133.33%
Power Knees78120+ 53.85%
Power Jumps2363+ 173.91%
Globe Jumps (4 jumps = 1 rep)712+ 71.43%
Suicide Jumps1419+ 35.71%
Pushup Jacks2840+ 42.86%
Low Plank Obliques3662+ 72.22%

I almost didn’t bother with the fit test this time, because I was disappointed by the lack of progress in some areas last time over the time before (we do a fit test every two weeks). But as I look at the progress from the start of the program, I cannot help but be pleased.

The results speak for themselves. Insanity works, if you are trying to improve your lower body and ab strength, as well as your cardio fitness.

During the fitness test DVD, Chris and Tania compare their results, using their start-of-program and end-of-program numbers. Mine are better than theirs as far as percentage improvement, so I’m okay with my results. They’re pretty fit people. (Yeah, I know they could be fudging their numbers to make me feel better about mine, but emotion is a huge part of any fitness program, so I’ll take it ;=)

The toughest part of Month Two of Insanity is doing a second workout on Fit Test day. That’ll be later. I need to recover a bit.

Are you poisoning your kids?

It really annoys me when I tell people I’m not going to eat a piece of their birthday cake — because I avoid consuming things created specifically to soothe a sweet tooth — and they say, “I don’t see how you do that. Cake is so good, I could never give it up.” Really?

Yeah, cake is a delicious poison. Enjoy. Why don’t you drink some Drano® while you’re at it?

Not the same? Okay, yeah, Drano will kill you quicker, but that sugar you eat and drink every day will kill you just as surely, by packing on pounds, creating insulin resistance, feeding cancer, increasing triglycerides … you get the picture.

And we feed this stuff to our kids, often as a reward!

Yesterday at Costco a mother was walking in behind me with her two young children. The kids didn’t want to be there, I guess, because kids don’t like shopping. (I don’t get this — I always liked shopping with my mom when I was a kid.) She told them they’d finish up here and then go get ice cream. One of the kids said something I couldn’t hear, and mom said, “And cinnamon rolls.”

Ban Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries from your houseWow. No wonder the United States is in the midst of an obesity epidemic. We get our kids hooked on these sugary “foods”, and when they are old enough to know better, they have the damnedest time kicking the habit. Thanks, mom!

I am very thankful that my parents never treated us that way. We had sweets from time to time, but there was not a lot of soda around the house, and desserts were not a regular part of the dinner meal, usually only served as part of some special occasion.

(Now, I do recall consuming a lot of vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips added to it. Hmmmm…. To this day, that is my biggest food weakness — I cannot have vanilla ice cream in the house or I will eat it. Coincidence?)

How about you? Do you give your kids the junk food that will haunt them for the rest of their lives, the kind of food that has caused “adult-onset” diabetes to be renamed “type 2” diabetes, because more and more kids are being diagnosed with the disease. Are you that parent?

I know, I know. “You don’t have kids, Steve, you don’t understand.” True enough. I am also an adult and can more easily control my sugar intake. Plus, after all, I ate a lot of sugar in my lifetime, so, yeah, been there, done that, enjoyed it. Should we really deprive our kids of those delicious cupcakes and beverages?

We should, but I acknowledge that this is a difficult task. After all, Cap’n Crunch with Crunchberries is a damn tasty cereal! (Even though it does tear up the roof of your mouth.)

Still, you can do your part to help keep your kids healthier by not having these poisonous foods and snacks at home and — seriously — not using them to bribe your kids. Don’t serve dessert all the time. Leave sugary sodas at the store. Don’t buy Cap’n Crunch. Help your kids create good habits, instead of feeding their bad ones.

You do a lot of stuff for your kids that you know they will thank you for later in life. Keeping their sugar intake down is just another one of those things. Let’s stop poisoning our children.

I’ve discovered the key to Insanity!

This is not all that big a revelation, and, yeah, sometimes I’m a little slow on the uptake, but bear with me.

The key to Insanity is that you are not expected to be able to complete the workouts!

Now that I have hit upon this, I find it to be quite obvious.

The individuals participating in the videos are taking breaks, some of them many more than I am. Even Shaun T, who spends most of his time coaching, i.e. not working out, takes breaks when he jumps in to participate.

The level of exertion during these routines is huge. It’s huge by design so we will try to push ourselves as far as we possibly can.

And that, simply put, is the key to Insanity. Do the videos all the way through, pushing yourself as far as you can, but take as many breaks as you need. Stop the DVD after each interval for a longer break.

Keep trying to finish the workouts, but don’t be discouraged that you can’t. You are not supposed to be able to.